One of the things that sucks moldy kumquats about being a mom is that you often work really hard without any quantifiable accomplishments to celebrate at the end of the day. I sometimes find myself pining for something as simple as the feeling I used to get as a barista from making a latte. The […]
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Fiona Apple’s ‘The Idler Wheel’ a balm for the broken-hearted
Fiona Apple—The Idler Wheel is Wiser Than the Drive of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do (Epic Records) The last time I even thought about Fiona Apple was when she accepted a MTV Music Award in 1997 and declared that “this world is bullshit.” I thought she […]
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Best Coast’s ‘The Only Place’ is the sound of summer
When I was in high school, I drove an old Datsun but paid to have a pricey CD changer installed. Not practical, but critical as music could make you forget things you wanted to forget, such as the fact that you drove an old Datsun. Ritually, I would change the CDs according to season, and, […]
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My big-ass stroller
Those who like to complain about children in public also love to loathe strollers. Liz encountered one of these people on the train a few weeks back, a lady who was not embarrassed to tell her just why her stroller was such a terrible imposition on her and everyone else on the CTA. But it’s […]
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Storytime for Chicago parents: Adam Mansbach reads “Go the Fuck to Sleep” live
The other night, Jeff and I were trying to get Teddy down to sleep. We’d rock him and cuddle him, and he’d drift happily off to dreamland. But the moment we put him down — slowly, carefully, like we were strategically placing a nuclear warhead — he’d pop awake, like a cruel baby jack-in-the-box. The […]
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Don’t I know you from somewhere?
Let me start off by saying that I totally get it. Before my daughter was born, I admit that I thought people with their gigantic strollers on the train/bus were clueless and entitled. I mean, they’re the ones who chose to have the kids right? So why is my shin sporting a bruise for the cause?! Don’t these people understand […]
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‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ is goofy but beautiful
“Snow White and the Huntsman” is not good, exactly, but it’s not terrible. The movie, ambitious and prosaic by turns, benefits from director Rupert Sanders’ eye for beauty and compelling images, like the moment when a group of crows dissolves into Charlize Theron, or the melting pile of gold that is the mirror. The story […]
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I’m the Noisy Neighbor
Dear Vered, I’ve lived above an empty foreclosed condo for about a year, but last month new buyers moved in, and I’ve already gotten two notes under my door telling me that I’m too loud. It’s a huge building and neighbors tend to keep to themselves here. I haven’t met the new owners yet (though […]
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Rant cream, part deux
Full-on rage. That’s what I felt this morning when I read, “I don’t want to see your boobs: Military Moms Breastfeeding or Super Models on Time,” from ChicagoNow blogger kirby on Cheaper than Therapy. If you haven’t read my partner-in-crime’s original post on the military moms breastfeeding hullabaloo, you should start there. Kirby’s post basically details her revulsion […]
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It’s 7 a.m., do you know where your rant cream is?
I hope it’s handy, because if you’re like me, you’re probably going to need it after starting the day with this piece on military moms photographed breastfeeding in uniform and the ensuing backlash. It seems that there is no end to “experts” detailing exactly how disgusting and disrespectful breastfeeding in public is — likening it to mid-afternoon […]