To the people who live in the brown house on Terra Cotta Road: Would you like to be the ones to explain to my five-year-old what the word "bitch" means? I think maybe posting a Trump sign that uses…
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Author: Jessica Campbell
Jessica Campbell is a writer, a malcontent, an aspiring hermit, a compulsive list-maker, an occasional misanthrope, a wife, a mother…wait…yes, really, a mother, an inveterate contrarian, a curmudgeon, a daydream believer, a closet Monkees fan, a fabulist, a nail-biter, a recovering teacher’s pet, a skeptic, a frustrated despot—did I mention compulsive list-maker?—a neatnik, a wannabe ninja, and the only one in the house who ever washes the damn dishes.
Caveat Lector: Someone, somewhere, has problems more pressing than those outlined in the following. This essay will do jack all to ameliorate the condition of such a person and will, no doubt, sound l…