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Why Bananas Suck

Let me start this rant by saying, duh, I know bananas are ridiculously healthy. Well la-dee-da, good for them. Lots of fruits are ridiculously healthy. Bananas still suck and here’s why: They’re Phallic We might as well get the obvious out of the way. They’re phallic. Sure, lots of other foods are phallic, but nobody […]