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Being the helper

Can we talk for a minute about how exhausting it is to be the helper?  Of course, there is the run-of-the-mill helping attendant to having a young child. The wiping alone could qualify as a line item in your daily time budget. There is the helping you do for your family. For many of us, […]

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All Hail Karen O

Yeah Yeah Yeahs—Mosquito (Interscope) Release Date:  April 16 I worship at the altar of Karen O, so this review should have a huge BIASED watermark; however, if you listen to the new album releasing on April 16 and don’t like it, maybe you shouldn’t read any more of my reviews ever. Karen O bathes in […]

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Say Something Funny

“Let’s cut that crap right now that chicks aren’t as funny. Women are funnier than men. We’re funnier because we have to work harder.” — Kathy Griffin I don’t like those self-serving emails and Facebook posts that say “quick, describe me in one word and then hit reply/post it on my profile/send it to 50,000 […]

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Why Bananas Suck

Let me start this rant by saying, duh, I know bananas are ridiculously healthy. Well la-dee-da, good for them. Lots of fruits are ridiculously healthy. Bananas still suck and here’s why: They’re Phallic We might as well get the obvious out of the way. They’re phallic. Sure, lots of other foods are phallic, but nobody […]

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The Music Man/Monster

We’ve been doing baby sign language with Teddy for the past few months, and he’s got a few signs down now: all done, eat, nursing, potty, more. They all took awhile to take hold – lots of us signing to him and showing him how to do it with his hands, and then watching him […]

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Primal Whimper

It’s just that I’ve been gone all day. Doing things like rehearsing the piece that premieres in less than two weeks, and then having a meeting to plan doing a better job of writing on the internet. Good things – things that I really like. But things that still take it out of me. My […]